Roses are red

O poema original, tão usado agora no dia de S. Valentim é:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet.
And so are you.

Mas uns ingleses que eu conheço fizeram umas boas variações...:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Alzheimers
Violets are blue

Roses are red
violets are blue
shit,bugger,arsehole,
happy tourette's valentines to you
fuck off!!!!!!!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The shops need another way to get your money
Now that Christmas is through.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to fuck you
With a rake

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like shoplifting
So I stole some for you





Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ok you got your flowers
Now when do we screw?





Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm laughing like hell
because these arent for you





Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shit here comes the boss
Bye!

Roses are red
Carnations are pink
You're drunk and I'm horny
A perfect match don't you think?






Roses are red
And fragrant and smelly
I'm feeling quite kinky
Can we wrestle in Jelly ?





Roses are red
And in a vase they can sit
Bend over darling
This wont hurt a bit





Rose are red
So here's a bouquet
You're fifteen tomorrow?!
Why the hell didn't you say ?

(autores: Mike Thorpe, Nick Christie, Dan Tranter, Rembrandt)