Som #60 - E os porteiros deixaram que isto acontecesse?

Flight of the Conchords - Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

Ou como o excessivo cheiro a after-shave e testosterona e suor numa área delimitada tem o efeito pernicioso de afastar precisamente as mulheres que se pretendem atrair.

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks

Going to the party
Sipping on Bacardi
I wanna meet a hottie
But there's Alex, Steve and Marty,
There's Billy, Ted and Tommy
They're over from the army,
The only boobs I'll see tonight would be made of origami

Tell the fellas, make it understood
It ain't no good, if there's too much wood
Make sure you know, before you go
The -------- bro/ho ratio
Five to One is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside, our night's on fire
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicks

Too many dudes, with too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better hours
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle, skeddadle with the cattle-prods

Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on few many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many shlongs
Now sing this song